Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 10.0 [Focus.]

Either Way There's Gonna Be Blood on the Floor

July 26, 2004 - 6:30pm

me [14:42] we're pretty goofy
N   [14:43] yes, yes we are, but we are fun!

The weekend was a total whirlwind. I spent a whole lot of it either drunk or hungover, but always, always having a good time. I strengthened a friendship, went to a few shows, ate lots of yummy things that I didn't have to cook, went to a keg party, did tons of laundry, cleaned my room, met new people, got lots of free booze, cleaned up lots of spilt beer, and vomited, quite a number of times.

It was very busy.

What follows is perhaps the only story from the weekend I can tell in a public forum:

Let's set the scene. Our hero, Jenna, is sitting in her neighbor's apartment, at least 11 beers in, at the foot of a bed. She is passively people watching.

A very unattractive young frat boy seats himself next to her.

frattie:
C'mon, girl, move! Let's see what you got!

He begins dancing in his seat, and Jenna follows, smiling.

frattie:
Alright! There you go!

Jenna:
(Still dancing and smiling) I have something to tell you before this goes any further.

frattie:
(Still dancing, Grins as slyly as he can being the presumptuous drunk that he is, and leans in close.) What's that?

Jenna:
(Yes, still dancing and smiling) I'm not taking my clothes off for you tonight.

frattie:
(Stops dancing. Stammering, yet still grinning) Well... that's... fine...
He trys to look cool and nonchalant as drunkenly stands up and walks away, in search of a more willing victim.

Jenna yawns, stands up, and gets another beer.

Curtain.

July 27, 2004 - 4:14pm
Amanda (not verified)
I must say I LOVE the frat boy story...It's truly priceless!!!

July 27, 2004 - 9:25pm
Sabs (not verified)
HAHAHAAA! That was priceless!

August 2, 2004 - 9:37am
Maggs (not verified)
Jenna, you are great! I can't believe you had the nerve but hey! that should give any girl encouragement.

August 2, 2004 - 12:58pm
Jenna
I didn't think it was that funny when I did it, but when I started telling the story to some people, apparently it was the coolest thing ever. As for nerve: a dozen beers will indeed supply one with more nerve than one can probably handle.
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