“You should put that story on your website.”
“It's not my story!”
“But you just told it to me.”
“I told you — I heard it on the radio!”
“Oh. But you retell it really well. You should put it on your website anyway.”
“I can't put a story about a little boy and his teddy bear on my site. Right now the site is all about how depressed and cynical I am.”
“Oh, I see — so you can't break character.”
“Precisely. I've got an arc and I've got to stick to it.”
