I think there is some part of me that is sick in the head and/or just really, really tired, but this is one of the only things that has made me laugh today. You should know that I did not just laugh, I cackled. At a loud volume. And for unnecessarily long time.
If you build a man a fire, he will stay warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he will stay warm for the rest of his life.
You notice how it's funny, but not that funny? Because I didn't for at least ten minutes.

