Jenna's House of Idiosyncrasies Version 9.0 // Critical Darling, Commercial Flop

Sarah (9:59:30 PM): so [your photos] will be famous!
Sarah (9:59:50 PM): unless you don't want fame and glory
Sarah (9:59:51 PM): brb

Sarah (12:37:28 AM): by the way...
Sarah (12:37:35 AM): I've been meaning to tell you this story FOREVER
Sarah (12:37:37 AM): you're gonna love it
Jen (12:37:54 AM): ouuu
Sarah (12:39:03 AM): Bain, Rivers, and Mike all told this story to me seperately... they were talking about how they just discovered flickr, and they were backstage at the 40 watt after the show checking it out
Sarah (12:39:12 AM): and they looked for bain mattox tags and they saw your photos
Sarah (12:39:36 AM): and they were trying to figure out when it was from, then they realized it was from like 30 minutes earlier and were just floored haha
Jen (12:40:16 AM): HAHAHA
Jen (12:40:18 AM): AWESOME
Jen (12:40:33 AM): that is totally freakin awesome
Sarah (12:40:48 AM): I knew you'd love it
Jen (12:41:37 AM): dude... that makes my entire day
Jen (12:42:07 AM): also it cracks me up they all had to tell you
Sarah (12:42:19 AM): yeah I know, really funny
Sarah (12:42:23 AM): it obviously made an impact haha

Joe Dawley [5:06 PM]:

cool, thanks. It was scarry over here. Is that how you spell scarry (like fear) or is like all cut up and stuff.

Jenna Tollerson [5:07 PM]:

scary

Jenna Tollerson [5:07 PM]:

too many r's

Jenna Tollerson [5:07 PM]:

that may mean you are a pirate

Joe Dawley [5:07 PM]:

sssshhhhh the RIAA might here you

Joe Dawley [5:08 PM]:

*just kidding to any corprate guys reviewing this instant message*

Jenna Tollerson [5:08 PM]:

wow you took my awful joke and made it worse

Jenna Tollerson [5:08 PM]:

kudos

Joe Dawley [5:08 PM]:

thanks, I assail at that. Get it pirates, assail. huh huh

That was our ENTIRE CONVERSATION.

Chris Brown [1:37 PM]:

check out my new hit single

Jenna Tollerson [1:38 PM]:

you're a big dork

Chris Brown [1:38 PM]:

haha

Jenna Tollerson [1:38 PM]:

also, your whole CD is remixes, dude

Chris Brown [1:38 PM]:

i'm white, what can i say

Jenna Tollerson [1:38 PM]:

haha

Jenna Tollerson [1:39 PM]:

"Chris Brown's new hit CD called Run It is off the chain."

Jenna Tollerson [1:39 PM]:

"This song Is bangin'!!!"

Chris Brown [1:39 PM]:

very clever

Jenna Tollerson [1:39 PM]:

mad grammar skillz on your fans, dawg

Chris Brown [1:40 PM]:

can't control 'em, but ya know, my fans are my backbone, and ya know, i'm grateful for 'em, and, you know, they support me and stuff and, you know, that's cool

Jenna Tollerson [1:40 PM]:

"I wanna thank my fans, my momma, and most importantly, my lord and savior Jesus."

Chris Brown [1:40 PM]:

amen!

Chris Brown [1:41 PM]:

now let's fuck some bitches.

Jenna (2:31:06 AM): have you seen this?
Sarah (2:31:33 AM): haha, yeah
Sarah (2:32:06 AM): why?
Jenna (2:32:30 AM): I dunno I was just wondering
Jenna (2:32:43 AM): i got a referral from it, I didn't even know it was up
Sarah (2:32:55 AM): haha well
Sarah (2:32:58 AM): Jason Spatola saw it
Sarah (2:33:02 AM): and he was asking me all about it
Sarah (2:33:37 AM): and I was just kinda like, "yeah, I dunno know, that's my dad"
Sarah (2:33:44 AM): and it was really funny because
Jenna (2:33:47 AM): haha
Sarah (2:34:09 AM): he was like, "if I had your dad I would be asking questions all the time!!"
Sarah (2:34:18 AM): "I mean... there is just so much that is unexplained!!!"
Jenna (2:34:20 AM): hahaha
Jenna (2:34:22 AM): HAHAHAHA
Sarah (2:34:30 AM): haha and I guess it's really true... but like, we just are so used to it
Jenna (2:34:35 AM): totally

Smith

Have your google ads made you any money?

jenna

like $5 over months and months, nothing much to speak of

Smith

I wish blogging was lucrative.

jenna

me too

Smith

I wish money came from heaven all day into my pocket.

jenna

hahahaha me too

Smith

I wish Wizard of Oz hadn't had those flying monkeys in it. Whoa! Was that really necessary?

Kevin
     [17:24] I love you, but your new name is still Funk.

Jenna
     [17:25] that's a damn good name

Kevin
     [17:25] Great. I will bequith it to you... but just for BrewFest. Then, I'll retire it.

Jenna
     [17:26] so I can't add it to my ever-growing list of nicknames then?

Kevin
     [17:26] >:-)

Jenna
     [17:27] that is so not an answer

Kevin
     [17:27] Then I can only reply... fuck it, OK.

Jenna
     [17:28] so now I'm Jenna, Jenn, Blue eyes, P.G. Jiminy, Jen-nah-nah-nah-nah, and... Funk

Kevin
     [17:31] I like Funk. It encompasses all of the coolness of Jenna, the truncation of Jen, the hip-tacity of Blue eyes, the "Jenna-ce-qua" of P.G. Jiminy, the Bee-Gee-ness of Jen-nah-nah-nah-nah, and everything else about you that rocks.

Neil
     [17:31] indeedy do da

Jenna
     [17:31] I like how you say something like that and I look back at you and you look totally serious like nothing funny is going on at all :) haha

Neil
     [17:32] no, im laughin in my head you see, i cant show everyone how happy i am all the time or else they'll never take me seriously.
     [17:32] must be stern. like bull

Jenna
     [17:33] that explains why I have a hard time getting taken seriously

Neil
     [17:34] uh huh, gotta lay that foot down and be like NO, i am a mean son of a bitch.
     [17:34] then bite someones ear, that'll teach em

Jenna
     [17:35] yes. yes it would.

Deedsy (12:51:25 AM): jeez, shows how much you love me
Jen (12:51:47 AM): no I knew that, this is just me being all confused
Deedsy (12:51:52 AM): right
Deedsy (12:51:54 AM): right
Jen (12:52:19 AM): well at least I don't stalk you, I could you know, I just gave up stalking for lent is all
Deedsy (12:52:30 AM): oh riiight
Deedsy (12:53:05 AM): well then in that case, i'm blocking you from my life, getting my friend taymin to be my jenna-guard (and he'll do it) and than going to timmy's for a fuzzy
Jen (12:54:12 AM): hey, didn't I just say “guaranteed stalk-free for 40 days”?